Kitty Litter Cake"And every bit is edible!"
I so wish that this post followed immediately after "Oh! Shit". What a shame.
The other day, my sister sent me an email inviting me to participate in a recipe swap. I usually don't do these things, but, hey!, seriously, who can't use a few new recipes? This one, shall we say, took the cake.
From Ma Renrut, of MyBO fame and Las Vegas, Nevada, here, everyone, is the recipe for Kitty Litter Cake. She got it during GOTV for Obama.
Disclaimer: This recipe has no relationship to anything concerning our President. None whatsoever.
Anyway, as Ma says, "It may not be for every event, but it will definitely be talked about and remembered!"
Oh yeah.
Kitty Litter Cake
Cake Ingredients:Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan.
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix1 box of white cake mix1 package white sandwich cookies1 large package vanilla instant pudding mixA few drops green food coloring12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalentServing Dishes and Utensils:
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper-scooper
Prepare pudding and chill.
Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs.
Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.
When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl.
Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.
Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable.
Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture.
Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.
Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box.
Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with pooper-scooper.
And to think I nearly passed this recipe swap up.
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4 commentaires:
Avoiding? Or way too much time on your hands?! Either way, yechh.
One of the very first times a certain young man was at our house, foolish 13yr old...he asked where the toilet was and Caro directed him to the one next to her room where there is our cat box. I was on the floor below and not participating in the exchange until he said out-loud "should i pee in the cat box" to a fellow very mature icelandic 13yr old...they got the scare of their lives when a voice from below (me) hollered "you do that and you get to clean it up"...That was my immediate thought when I saw your post. Nothing much to do with cake...but a funny memory. KL
Ah la la, KL! I know who the "very mature Icelandic 13 year old" was, and as for the other, I am pretty sure I know who he is, too!
Kitty Litter Cake: the one and only time telling someone to "eat shit" is not mean-spirited.
Also? EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!
There is no way I'm going to be able to eat breakfast now. *gag*
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