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And I married a doctor in France's public health system. How stu-pid could I be?

Next time, I'll be sure to marry a private health industry CEO to get a piece of that $11.9 million annual salary. Just think of all the plants that would get me, and I'd never have to look at a price on a recovered treasure of an antique door again.

I could have anything I want and the sky would be the limit, and I wouldn't have that stu-pid old conscience anymore to bother me.

Well I say "Let them have dialysis."

What?... Oh? That was "cake"? She didn't really say it you say?... Who?...

But, wasn't she Napoleon's wife?

They cut her head off? Oh, e-euw.
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